TAO LIN'S DRAWING STYLE (2006 - 2011)
QUESTIONS STRONGLY ENCOURAGED, SIMPLY RAISE YOUR HAND


THREE STYLES

1. MINIMAL (CURRENT STYLE, TO A LARGE DEGREE)



2. DETAILED ('ABANDONED,' TO A LARGE DEGREE, WILL NOT BE ADDRESSED IN THIS PRESENTATION)


3. MINIMAL/CLEAN/LAYERED (STYLE FOR MY 'VICE' COLUMN 'DRUG-RELATED PHOTOSHOP ART, WILL BE ADDRESSED LATER)



TIMELINE




TOOLS

MICROSOFT PAINT (MSPAINT)
Favored for its convenience/speed/user-friendliness. Has been 'abandoned' due to its lower resolution, unavailability on Macs, smaller variety of tools/features/fonts (such as layers/Helvetica).

SHAVED/SUNBURNT BABY CAMEL (2007)



PEN/MARKER
Used often for 'pieces' that do not require large areas of solid color, when 'personalizing' books for people at readings, 'pieces' to sell on eBay.

TOY POODLE (2007)




CONSTRUCTION PAPER
Useful for 'pieces' requiring large areas of solid color, especially ones with multiple layers of different colors. Creates a mild 3D effect, even when scanned. Seems easy/satisfying. I like doing this calmly in my room while listening to music.

GIGANTIC SATANIC HAMSTER 'VERY HAPPILY' FLYING ONTO AN 'UNSUSPECTING TREETOP' AFTER INGESTING AN UNKNOWN BUT PROBABLY 'VERY LARGE' DOSE OF AMPHETAMINES TO RELIEVE BOREDOM/DESPAIR (2009)



MIDDLE-AGED BLUEFIN TUNA 'SQUANDERING' ITS LIFE-SAVINGS, RISKING ITS LIFE 'BIG TIME,' & ABANDONING A 'VERY SUCCESSFUL' CAREER IN 'THE ARTS' (VIA 'ABANDONING LIFE') TO 'PARACHUTE AMIDST MOUNTAINS DEFORESTED & PAINTED NEON COLORS BY AN UNRELATED 'MIDDLE-AGED BLUEFIN TUNA WITH A "VERY SUCCESSFUL" CAREER IN "THE ARTS" BECAUSE IT "HONESTLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WITH ITS LIFE,"' ACCORDING TO THE 260-WORD NEW YORK TIMES OBITUARY OF IT PUBLISHED TWO DAYS AFTER THIS PHOTOGRAPH



(MILD 3D EFFECT)




PHOTOSHOP
Preferred non-'IRL' method. Drawback: 'fill-all' tool not as easy-to-use as MSPaint's.

CRYING-IN-BED SASQUATCH (2008)



FLICKR
Useful for organizing 'pieces,' can order prints from them at what seems like a low cost. Has built-in 'Statcounter.'




REOCCURRING THEMES

CONVENTIONALLY CUTE/'PRETTY' THINGS

THE 'CAN'T CONCENTRATE' MANATEE (PHOTOSHOP, 2008)


PINK HAMSTER (PHOTOSHOP, 2010)



CONVENTIONALLY UGLY/WEIRD-LOOKING THINGS WEARING COLORFUL/'PROFESSIONAL' OUTFITS OR WITH COLORFUL SKIN OR FUR

BIRD (MSPAINT, 2007)


BEFORE SHOWERING (MSPAINT, 2007)
AFTER SHOWERING (MSPAINT, 2007)


PROFESSIONAL OCTOPUS (MARKER, 2007)




ANIMALS CRYING OR HAVING DEPRESSED EXPRESSIONS WHILE DOING SOMETHING CONVENTIONALLY HAPPY




ANIMALS BEING EXPLOITED BY HUMANS

[something like 'a cow on a conveyor
belt moving toward a machine that
will turn it into beef' with the
cow displaying a neutral, confused
or 'ambiguous' facial expression]

ANIMALS SUFFERING OR DOING 'STRESSFUL' THINGS WHILE IN BEAUTIFUL LOCATIONS

FINANCIALLY DESPERATE TREE DOING A 'QUADRUPLE KICKFLIP' OFF A CLIFF INTO A 5000+ FOOT GORGE TO RETAIN ITS NIKE, FRITOS, REDBULL SPONSORSHIPS (CONSTRUCTION PAPER, 2010)



'SEX MONSTER' SEARCHING FOR SEX 'IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES' (CONSTRUCTION PAPER, 2010)



DINNER HAMSTERS (MARKER, 2006)





MONA LISA-LIKE (AMBIGUOUS/'COMPLEX') EXPRESSIONS










CONVENTIONALLY 'UNFORTUNATE' SITUATIONS PRESENTED IN A NON-PITYING/NEUTRAL MANNER (OR IN A MANNER LIKE IT'S A CLOTHING ADVERTISEMENT TARGETING YOUNG PEOPLE)

HOMELESS MOOSE




ANIMALS DOING INTERESTING THINGS WITH UNCERTAIN OR NEUTRAL EXPRESSIONS






UNICORN MOTHER THINKING ABOUT EATING HER DAUGHTER TO GET RID OF IT (PHOTOSHOP, 2007)




ANIMALS SEEMINGLY 'NOT DOING ANYTHING' WITH NEUTRAL, CONFUSED, OR DEPRESSED EXPRESSIONS

PERUVIAN JUNGLE PIG (MSPAINT, 2007)



SASQUATCH SITTING AT BENCH AT NIGHT EXPERIENCING THE FULL EFFECT OF THE LONELINESS OF EXISTENCE (MSPAINT, 2007)



OKAPI (PHOTOSHOP, 2007)




ANIMAL OR THINGS THAT ARE 'SCREAMING IN AGONY'

ORGANIC TOMATO “SCREAMING IN AGONY” BECAUSE IT INACCURATELY THINKS IT DIDN’T GET ORGANIC CERTIFICATION




ANIMALS BEING 'OUT-OF-CONTROL'

TREE-SWINGING SASQUATCH (PHOTOSHOP, 2008)




OBESITY

OVERWEIGHT MOOSE (PHOTOSHOP, 2008)



SASQUATCH OBESE FROM EATING TOO MUCH PASTA TO CONSOLE HERSELF FROM BIRTHING A BABY OF A DIFFERENT SPECIES (CONSTRUCTION PAPER, 2010)




MORBIDLY OBESE HAMSTER (PHOTOSHOP, 2010)




DEPICTIONS OF INTENSE EMOTIONS OCCURRING FOR SEEMINGLY 'NO CONCRETE REASON'

PANDA CRYING FOR "NO CONCRETE REASON" (PHOTOSHOP, 2008)



SATANISM

HARRY POTTER (MSPAINT, 2007)


UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS FRIENDS (PHOTOSHOP, 2007)


RELIGIOUSLY CONFUSED LEMUR (MSPAINT, 2008)


168-IQ MOOSE (PHOTOSHOP, 2007)


TEN-YEARS OLD (MSPAINT, 2008)


SATANIC HAMSTER (CONSTRUCTION PAPER, 2010)






WHAT MY ART STRIVES FOR, GENERALLY

1. Sympathetic or neutral presentation of the subject. For example if I drew Hitler or George W. Bush or other people that most people conventionally dislike I would not present them negatively.

2. To not be a parody of something else.

3. To be directly focused on the emotional state of the subject.




INFLUENCES

CONCRETE REALITY

PINK/ORANGE FISH W/ 'VAGUELY NEUTRAL EXPRESSION' (PHOTOGRAPH, 2010)



'DUDU' (PHOTOGRAPH, 2010)



'DUDU' REMAINING CALM IN STRESSFUL SITUATION (PHOTOGRAPH, 2010)



NEW GIRLFRIEND (PHOTOGRAPH, 2008)



OKAPI (PHOTOGRAPH, 2010)




ELLEN KENNEDY

CHEESE BEAST GOING THROUGH CHEESE WITHDRAWAL (MSPAINT, 2006)



COWS DROWNING (MSPAINT, 2006)




DANIEL CLOWES






SMALL CHILDREN







DRAWING TECHNIQUES

MOUTH

FEMININE, OR 'HAS LIPS'



OPEN


CLOSED




'LOPSIDED' (CONVEYS 'ACTIVE' EXPRESSION OF INTENSE EMOTION)








AGE/WEIGHT

Because it's generally accepted that eye/mouth-size don't vary much with age, a large face can indicate a young age. A smaller face can indicate adult-hoot. A very small face can indicate obesity.

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Put the 'face' in different areas for different effects.



EMOTION

NEUTRAL



HAPPY



DEPRESSED



CRYING




DECEASED





TITLING TECHNIQUES

'ONE WORD'

Direct, toneless description of what is literally depicted. Conveys detachment or weariness. Can enhance something 'conventionally notable' by rendering it not-notable.


EGGPLANT (MSPAINT, 2006)



ASS-EATER (MSPAINT, 2006)



'FUCKED' (SEEMS TO 'WORK' FOR ALMOST ANY 'PIECE')








'CATCH-PHRASE' TITLE (ALSO 'WORKS' FOR ALMOST ANY 'PIECE')

'SEVERE DEPRESSION'






'CRIPPLING LONELINESS'






PLOT-DRIVEN

NETWORK CARD'S RAFT-RIDE TO FREEDOM REALIZING IT'S FUCKED (MSPAINT, 2006)



UGLY FISH BABY STILL ABLE TO FEEL HAPPINESS BECAUSE NOT YET REALLY UGLY BECAUSE IT'S A BABY STILL (MSPAINT, 2006)




APPLYING TITLING STYLE TO CONCRETE REALITY)


'BLUE TRUCK CONTINUING TO ENDURE ITS DEPRESSION/LONELINESS BY DRIVING ACROSS A BRIDGE' OR 'FUCKED'



'UNABLE TO EXPRESS TRUE FEELINGS DUE TO IMMATURITY' OR 'COCONUT WATER FRIENDS'



'FUCKED' OR 'CRIPPLING LONELINESS'






DRUG-RELATED PHOTOSHOP ART, MY COLUMN FOR 'VICE'

CHARACTERISTICS

1. very long titles, often 1-sentence
2. depression, loneliness, confusion
3. minimal/clean/layered




Schopenhauer watching 'Walrus sucks own dick' on YouTube while absently petting his 2,000,000mg Xanax (specially ordered from Thailand) at 3:34 PM on a Tuesday in April after being put 'on hold' for the second time in ~40 seconds as he tries to reach the one person he knows at Harper's, an editorial assistant who "really liked" The World As Will And Representation, to see if there's any chance they want to send him anywhere—to write about anything—as his toy poodle, 'ever aware' that it's 'very similar' in size/weight/color as the 2,000,000mg Xanax, suppresses uncontrollable crying successfully, to a large degree, owing to having licked the 2,000,000mg Xanax a few times, ~30 minutes ago, when Schopenhauer was at the doorway gripping the doorknob tightly while staring across the street thinking [what seemed to be 'nothing'] after receiving his 3rd form-rejection in 14 months from Electric Literature.





A Tyrannosaurus Rex falling into a 1000+ foot gorge after accidentally sprinting off a cliff at a record-breaking speed* while euphorically propelling itself in various directions, screaming in joy and sometimes leaping across arbitrary expanses, for more than 20 minutes, during which it became increasingly then fully unaware of its surroundings, except the occasional "blurry area of grass" or "briefly enlarging tree," now experiencing its "falling sensation" as a nearly imperceptible "tingliness" that within a few seconds—and until its death—it will believe to indicate [Tyrannosaurus Rex equivalent of "I have the ability to fly and am currently flying on my own volition"].

*52 miles-per-hour, despite having its head, in an idiosyncratic side-effect of "peaking" on an extremely large dose of MDMA, turned almost completely in the opposite direction





Extreme close-up of a 30mg Adderall





Extreme close-up of a 30mg Oxycodone





A 32-year-old "aspiring artist" (currently supporting himself by walking dogs for a company specializing in toy poodles) in the Whitney Museum of American Art on April 21, 2019 staring at [area of wall between "Extreme close-up of a 30mg Adderall" and "Extreme close-up of a 30mg Oxycodone"] thinking variations of "I fucking hate you..." and "I fucking hate my life..." while catatonically aware, with increasing fear and a sensation of imminent fearlessness, that he is 15+ rooms "deep" into a 26-room Tao Lin retrospective and that it may not be possible for him to "get outside" before "completely losing control," even if he picks up both toy poodles and runs toward the exit, because between his current position and the exit there will be hundreds of framed Tao Lin pieces (or "pieces," as Lin calls them) in every direction and the peripheral sight of any of them will likely "set [this man] off" on a mechanical rampage of repeatedly headbutting and kneeing and punching holes in pieces while shouting nonsequiturly xenophobic content in an exponentially worse repeat of the horrible embarrassment of two weeks ago, at this retrospective's opening, when six videos,* all of which immediately "went viral," were recorded of him standing alone in front of "Harry Potter..." loudly muttering negative commentary for more than three minutes (while surrounded by a semi-circle of people that seemed mostly to be grinning in a kind of approval despite the shocking language of the intense mutterings) before realizing what he was doing and then walking quickly away in an arbitrary direction, into an elderly woman, then into another person, feeling increasingly dizzy and confused and ashamed and genuinely apologetic as he bumped into dozens more people in the resulting seven-minute-struggle to navigate himself through an exit that he later learned was less than 30-feet from his original position.

*the longest video was 18 minutes 24 seconds and ended with the man descending into a subway station at 68th Street





An adolescent koala, seated on a trampoline, cries for an unknown reason, clutching 2mg Xanax and a full-grown hamster, adjacent Krispy Kreme donuts. Looking closely, at the background, a second koala, who appears to have "wet eyes" at the same time that it's smiling, can be seen, behind a tree, in the top-right corner. This second koala (possibly an uncle or, most likely, a friend of the family) seems to have elevated itself for "spying" purposes, though one wonders what, of relevance, it can see, from that angle (behind everything), so maybe not.





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Dumbledore skillfully demonstrating—to no one, alone in his room, suffering from insomnia—the extremely difficult, polycognitive, 2-wand/3-function technique for “small-object levitation” that he developed over 40 years ago and has since honed to virtuosic levels, privately and with immense shame, as the technique’s only known purpose is for [what he’s doing now], which occurs with such consistently surprising frequency that Dumbledore “can’t help but feel amused” whenever it happens again, despite his embarrassment and earnest disapproval of its seemingly unending recurrence (though usually he realizes “it has happened again” only after he’s ingested an amount of pills and is chemically inclined to feel amused about it): levitating pills [toward him], [away from him], [in place] for as long as 50 minutes while struggling in a neurotic and despairing manner to “calculate” the optimal combination of pills he should ingest to guarantee a satisfactory night’s sleep, maintain a relatively low tolerance for at least one class of drug, and appear functional to others the next day—an especially difficult decision tonight because Dumbledore is additionally trying to “factor in” that he keeps feeling like he “has to” pee (has gone to the bathroom six times in the past hour, each time “trickling” zero to five drops into the toilet) and that, in a horribly devastating* error, he ingested one of the three** Adderall that he initially levitated [toward him] thinking they were “orange Valium,” a nonexistent “hybrid pill” that he daydreamed about a few days ago while staring with 80% unfocused eyes at someone’s ear at a Quidditch match.

*Dumbledore has a low Adderall tolerance and likely won’t sleep at all tonight even if he ingests everything currently levitated that isn’t Adderall

**Dumbledore is currently levitating the remaining two Adderall [away from him] with an incredibly applied quality of controlled acceleration (the Adderall will decelerate beautifully, one can tell, as they near the dresser) that is truly virtuosic, having channeled most of his anger/frustration not into “curse words” or “hitting things,” like many of his peers, he feels, but “wand control”—something he learned to do as a small child and has always felt to be the principle factor in his success in life, not “talent” or “chance” or even “hard work”





Nicolas Cage (as viewed from a "Che Guevara angle") 4.7 seconds after being told "sorry, we're actually all out of walnuts" while on a medium-large dose of psilocybin mushrooms, unable to believe that this specific ice cream truck would "just happen" to be "completely out of walnuts" at this precise moment that he wanted walnuts, thinking this coincidence to be "hilarious" and barely stifling uncontrollable laughter, struggling to begin to formulate a verbal response to the increasingly "visibly impatient" ice cream man (who only vaguely recognizes Nicolas Cage, thinking it's an annoying acquaintance from college or someone who works at Whole Foods and probably crudely packaged a dozen mussels for him 4 years ago).




DRAFTS & 'ABANDONED' IDEAS

cows licking xanax bar, giraffe reaching to lick xanax leaf

Nicolas Cage saying "tiny addy balls" in a british accent after being miscast as a 19-year-old college student 'cramming' for a final in judd apatow's next movie

Nicolas Cage on a medium-large dose of mushrooms trying to order walnuts for his ice cream unable to believe that the ice cream truck could "just happen" to be out of walnuts when he wanted walnuts

sweet. imagined you 'veering' uncontrollably and accidentally killing someone at the same time as photographing them, indicting yourself.

Werner Herzog ~20 seconds after responding to Chloe Sevigny's "what's this?" about the painting on the wall by staring at it with a nonhumorous sensation of utter unrecognition (not remembering, due to the 2mg/day Xanax his doctor prescribed him two weeks ago, upping it to 3mg after one week, which Werner misremembered as 6mg after two
days, that he created it 4 days ago as a prepared contribution to a possible Where's Waldo edition comprised only of drawings by famous people and framed and hung on a wall blocking a door leading to 30% of his house) for an unknown amount of time before finally remembering only that an unknown amount of time (days? months?) earlier he had,
then also not knowing what it was or where it came from, told a BBC reporter that his wife created it "as a sort of reminder note" for him to turn off the hallway light before getting into bed each night and quietly saying "I have to go to the bathroom" and walking calmly to where he now stands in a state of "stoic anxiety" considering if he could say "let's go look at the kitchen, shall we?" in a certain tone that would cause Chloe Sevigny, [someone he doesn't recognize at all], and—troublingly—the male protagonist of Antichrist (all three of whom arrived a few minutes ago saying something about being invited to a "My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done reunion get-together" and laughing when Werner said "I don't even know what My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done is...how could I have invited people to a get-together for it?")
to follow him into the kitchen where he could divert their attention from the painting by showing them what's in his refrigerator: "________," Herzog thinks and feels confused why he's standing in a hallway staring at a wall thinking about food.

as he doesn't want to lie about it again, aware that Chloe Sevigny might Tweet about it and that his wife, though without a Twitter account herself, "reads Chloe Sevigny's tweets," Herzog thinks now and feels confused about why he is standing in a hallway staring at a wall thinking "Chloe Sevigny's tweets."

(which Werner )

that currently the only thing he can remember about is that , but this time not wanting to lie, as he is

Werner Herzog saying "oh, that was my contribution to a guest-edited edition of Where's Waldo, but, you see, they rejected it, as you can probably see why" about a painting on his wall he knows nothing about, but seemed to come into his awareness at some point, lying to Chloe Sevigny and about a painting on his wall he remembers nothing about due to being on Xanax for two weeks.

Werner Herzog giving a tour of his house on a never before aired episode of cribs, showing a painting he did

Werner Herzog 1.5 seconds after listening to "Drugs Are Good" by NOFX beginning to formulate a response but then suddenly interrupted by a memory of having painted a Jackson Pollock-like "piece" that

Joan Didion about to discover

Werner Herzog about to discover the basement he forgot his house had (during a month, 2 years ago, when he was pressured into going on a Xanax prescription by his family, a month in which his doctor increased his dosage twice, from .75mg a day to 2mg a day to 3mg a day) and his contribution to

basement room in werner herzog's house whose door is blocked by a grand piano that werner herzog has completely forgotten due to it being created during the month his doctor prescribed him 2mg of xanax a day, upping it to 4mg after 2 weeks during which herzog said he liked it, but it wasn't working anymore

justin beiber having a microsecond nonsequitur image of [2 pomeraneans, 4 hamsters, himself rotated 10 degrees counter-clock-wise, a sperm whale with 500 kilograms of mdma strapped on his head, werner herzog staring at an ice cream cone with 'tiny
addy balls' from 3 20mg adderall XRs on it instead of sprinkles, 2 mcdonald's arches, a n octopus thinking "shit, 3 divided by 2 is 1.5, not .75," and his current situation in 10 degreee counter clock-wise rotation at 4:31:0091 and lasting until 4:31:3218

me 'faking' photographing the computer screen, getting in position to photograph the screen, and then allegedly becoming distracted by a photograph of ~10 30mg adderall as a deus ex machina out of the 'hell' of trying to draw this week's 'drug-related photoshop' art 'piece'

56-year-old man who looks exactly like justin beiber circa 2009 except with a slightly disproportionately larger head (though he is, like justin beiber circa 2009, 5'3"),

who has been shunned in his community after investing his life savings and a large loan in opening a petstore specializing in hamsters, gerbils, guinea pigs, and pomeraneans enacting his plan to share a large amount of mdma with his pets before loading them all into a uhaul he rented and sharing with all of them a very large amount of seroquel and driving the uhaul into the ocean by cape canaveral where the cruiseships are

being on the largest dose of xanax he had ever been on the day he had someone blow up a drawing he made anticiapting where's waldo solicitation and hanging it on the wall down there

werner herzog commissioned to direct an anti-MDMA short-film by the American government after

lonely petstore owner who has somehow and inaccurately developed a reputation in his community as a pedophile who looks exactly like justin bieber circa late-2009 (same height/weight) in central florida in 2006 peaking on MDMA, adderall, and oxycontin, which he dissolved all of in Red Bull with almost his store's entire stock at 2am before killing itself by driving its flatbed truck with all its tropical fish
into cape canaveral in view of disney's cruise ship

Lonely petstore owner in Oviedo, FL ingesting MDMA with his pets after his employees denied before he kills himself in the morning

person crippled by social anxiety combined with and the inability to lie to people peaking on mdma on a playground at an elementary school--which she never attended due to her deformity--at 2am with her 6 pomeraneans, 4 toy poodles, 2 cats, 1 parrot simultaneously experiencing extreme loneliness and euphoria to a degree that the loneliness gives the euphoria undertones of ___ and __ thinking with clarity that it's going to kill itself

14 toy poodles peaking on mdma

person sharing mdma with his 6 pomeraneans

extreme close-up of a light-blue adderall

kafka/gollum editing his lookbook look titled

Batman looking up drug on that website after running over a college student

Me in MOMA lying to attendants about abstract art Saying it's Jackson pollacks where's Waldo contribution

Werner herzog bringing the cast of Christian bale movie downstairs to look at his "where's waldo" drawing

Werner herzog miscast in a buddy movie with a pomeranean

Drug dealer stuttering while considering if he should tell werner herzog he likes his movies, except fitzcaealldo

Person blacking out number to post text messages from his drug dealer to his tumblr

Girl taking pics of herself eating an addy ball dipped ice cream cone (on photobooth, you can see it reflected on the screen)

Banal: People watching green Hornet 3-d on large dose odf Xanax

Person grinning alone in room (While packaging ecstasy in a Hootie and the blowfish cd case to mail to a friend)

Person vomiting 30 times openly in manhattan (After snorting 1.5 bags of heroin after miscalculating that 3 divided by 2 is .75)

Hamster sarcastically contemplating suicide while peaking on MDMA, adderall, caffeine

Person taking blood from hamster (After hamster ate it's heroin; or eating it, frying it before a deadline, after it got onto it's adderall XR stash)

Dan Akroyd doing drugs

Dan akrood injecting Stephen hawking with heroin. Jeffrey Brown injecting his son with heroin. Young Maculey Culkin injecting old maculley culkin with heroin. Obama injecting Beyonce with heroin at a concert. Someone injecting a stranger that's asleep with heroin in bobst library.

Person or animal serving platter of choice of drugs to confused hamster (having confused it with a famouser hamster?

werner herzog thinking 'i don't know what i'm looking at' while staring at a poodle

werner herzog on a medium-large dose of adderall, a low dose of percocet, a low dose of xanax, a low dose of codeine, a medium-large dose of mdma, a large dose of marijuana, and a medium-large dose of flexeril ordering a large espresso in a cone while thinking 'do i want walnuts?'

werner herzog accidentally saying 'bacon man' instead of 'grizzly man' and then the sentence 'these abominations aren't graphs to cover manager complaints' at a press conference while on a large dose of MDMA, completely unaware that he isn't making any sense at all, experiencing a nonsequitur image of a pomeranean and then, within microseconds, 'painting' in his mind, from his image of the pomeranean, a 'where's waldo' contribution in case they ever have an issue where they have famous people contribute 'where's waldo' pieces

werner herzog thinking 'what do you want from me'

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