TAO LIN | ART

3-PART/2-HOUR "PRESENTATION" BY TAO LIN*
4/02/10, KANSAS CITY ART INSTITUTE

PART 1 (BELOW), PART 2, PART 3
*EMAIL BINKY.TABBY [AT] GMAIL.COM FOR "BOOKING" INQUIRIES

harry potter

crying-in-bed sasquatch

tree-swinging sasquatch

hamburger-holding sasquatch

unableham

prize-winning hamster

morbidly obese hamster

bsg hamster

castraham

pink hamster

osamaham

inconscpicuously hyperlinked hamster

htmlgiant hamster

meta-hamster

happy tear

obese hamster

morbidly obese hamster

baby hamster

prize-winning hamster

'douchebag' hamster

severely depressed hamster

'author photo' hamster

surprised hamster

MDMA

giant xanax

poke ball cat

Schopenhauer

Fat Mike in Werner Herzog's house

Pill Identifier

Cat-Toad Hybrid

Justin Bieber

Tyrannosaurus Rex

Sea Turtle

Nicolas Cage

Gollum

green ass koalas

Xanax Koala

Dumbledore

Kreayshawn

koala

happy hamster

banana jumping in swimming pool with 'bored'/'vaguely distracted' facial expression

satanic hamster

'ascending to heaven' hamster

drawing used in psychological studies to test a person's 'level of [something]' by asking 'does this scenario seem "bleak," "very bleak," "not notable," "bittersweet," "humorous," "colorful," "oceanographic," or [other] to you'

person holding a cat for 'no concrete reason'

[self explanatory, to some degree]

gigantic satanic hamster 'very happily' flying onto an 'unsuspecting treetop' after using an unknown but probably 'very large' amount of amphetamines on itself to relieve boredom/despair

normally attentive/loving parent temporarily ‘distracted’ by ‘marital problems combined with “vague existential despair”’ as its young child looks toward it with vague, complex, vicarious intentions involving (to different degrees and among other things) approval, comfort, pride, concern, love, fear at a mixed-species skate park that 'just opened'

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SANY5243

financially desperate tree doing a 'quadruple kickflip' off a cliff into a 5000+ foot gorge to retain its nike, fritos, and redbull sponsorships

upside-down cross staring at a tree in 'vaguely sarcastic' disbelief for something to do on april 12, 2009 at 2:34 a.m.

sasquatch waking from a dream about a world without carbs

sasquatch waking from a dream about a world without carbs

carbs...

carbs...

octopus exploiting pre-adolescent son by using it as a stuffed animal

octopus exploiting pre-adolescent son by using it as a stuffed animal

sasquatch obese from eating too much pasta to console herself from having a baby of a difference species somehow

movie poster for new werner herzog movie about turtles

'sex monster' searching for sex 'in all the wrong places'

fish-sniffing squid

skateboarding beast

dinner hamsters

professional octopus

mother hamster bathing its young son named 'arnold'

close-up of a girl

close-up of a star

close-up of a star

girl

octopus dreams

octopus with octopus stuffed animal

flying hamster orbiting earth for something to do

interracial family

al gore's mental image of global warming

tabby

binky

philip roth

raekwon

toy poodle

deceptively happy family

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squid

octopus

baby grouper

candy corn that was alive

viralophagus

buddhist tyrannasaurus rex

sasquatch sitting at bench at night experiencing the full effect of the loneliness of existence

peruvian jungle pig

elderly obese blind frost bitten squirrel

ellen pumpkin suit

star baby, two months old already emo

homeless moose walking the streets of oviedo, florida

cobra walking in forest recently shunned by peers

network card's raft ride to freedom realizing it's fucked

organic tomato

muffin surfing in indian ocean

confused beast

depressed giant puffer fish attacked by depressed out of control sailfish

bono

gas-powered ocean sunfish-alligator hybrid

ass eater

toad

shaved camel baby

giant flying squirrel

bird relearning to fly after staying in a hole for over three years due to severe depression

praying mantis for ben brooks

lobster for lucas

giraffe for blake

beverly for emily

crow for tristan

anxious pteradactyl living in fear of happy people

a manatee that can't concentrate on anything

unicorn mother thinking about eating her daughter to get rid of it

overweight arctic moose

eggplant crying for no concrete reason

upside-down cross friends

ant crying for no concrete reason

3x fish

sturgeon getting harassed by underwater hamsters

bright yellow squid

before taking a shower

after taking a shower

panda crying for no concrete reason

beast of unknown origin (even to itself)

toy poodle in a rare (?) moment of distress

bird that believes everyone hates it

ugly fish

flying ugly fish

10 years old

40 years old

east-african wild ass

extensive knowledge of k-mart realism

3rd grade

polar gollum wearing t-shirt depressed

harry potter

religiously confused lemur

caterpillar crying tears of joy because it got a hand-written rejection from the chattahoochee review

okapi staring at ceiling fan for no concrete reason

vegan muffin

tricolored tropical fish

168 IQ moose

giant moose realizing it can use its size to push hunters into holes

friendless extraterrestrial

sex animal

limbless yet optimistic

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