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tree-swinging sasquatch

hamburger-holding sasquatch

crying-in-bed sasquatch

anxious pteradactyl living in fear of happy people

pteradactyl in a rare moment of happiness

a manatee that can't concentrate on anything

unicorn mother thinking about eating her daughter to get rid of it

upside-down cross friends

sturgeon getting harassed by underwater hamsters

fish

ant crying for no concrete reason

bird relearning to fly after staying in a hole for over three years due to severe depression

bright yellow bird blue wings

overweight arctic moose

moose carrying baby ocean sunfish

bright yellow squid

before taking a shower

after taking a shower

panda crying for no concrete reason

eggplant crying for no concrete reason

beast one

beast two

new shirt bought off ebay

beast of unknown origin (even to itself)

toy poodle in a rare(?) moment of distress

three beasts

organic

fish

bird

east african wild ass

ten years old

forty years old

third grade

extensive knowledge of k-mart realism

giant flying squirrel

polar gollum wearing t-shirt depressed

lemur

caterpillar

okapi staring at ceiling fan for no concrete reason

vegan muffin

tricolored tropical fish

168 IQ moose

giant moose realizing it can use its size to push hunters into holes

sex animal *only cares about sex*

limbless yet optimistic

sasquatch waking from a dream about a world without carbs

sasquatch waking from a dream about a world without carbs

carbs...

carbs...

octopus exploiting pre-adolescent son by using it as a stuffed animal

movie poster for new werner herzog movie about turtles

'sex monster' searching for sex 'in all the wrong places'

sasquatch obese from eating too much pasta to console herself from having a baby of a difference species somehow

fish sniffing squid

SKATEBOARDING BEAST

dinner hamsters

professional octopus

BABY GIANT HAMSTER TAKING A BATH, MOTHER HAMSTER WATCHING

girl

octopus dreams

octopus with octopus stuffed animal

flying hamster orbitting earth for something to do

interracial family

al gore's mental image of global warming

tabby

binky

philip roth

raekwon

toy poodle

deceptively happy family

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squid

octopus

baby grouper

candy corn that was alive

buddhist tyrannasaurus rex

sasquatch sitting at bench at night experiencing the full effect of the loneliness of existence

peruvian jungle pig

elderly obese blind frost bitten squirrel

ellen pumpkin suit

star baby, two months old already emo

homeless moose walking the streets of oviedo, florida

cobra walking in forest recently shunned by peers

network card's raft ride to freedom realizing it's fucked

organic tomato

muffin surfing

confused beast animal

depressed giant puffer fish attacked by depressed out of control sailfish

bono

gas-powered ocean sunfish-alligator hybrid

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